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In the river bank.
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It was full of starfish.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
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A drizzly bear!
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In a cat-alogue.
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A trombone.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
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