punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
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crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.