funny What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
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funny Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple clever What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny clever Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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The rolls weren't good enough.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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