funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
