funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.