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A black hole.
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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An antique!
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No one is brave enough to iron them.
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A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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Put it in front of the mirror of course.
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You get buttered up.
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The living room.
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It caused a revolution.
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Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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Thunderwear.
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