funny What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
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funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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A sourpuss.
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Because, people turn them on.
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Europe.
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Evaporated milk.
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Seven months old.
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Stable tennis.
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It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
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Penaltea.
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An umbrella.
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