funny How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
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funny stupid Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple clean funny If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
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BBBBBBBBB.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
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FSH.
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