funny Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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funny stupid What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny what am I There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny punny What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
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Root beer.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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