funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
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funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
