funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
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funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
