stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
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stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
