funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
