stupid What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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stupid funny What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
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Because they'd look silly with handbags.
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When it is too heavy to lift.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny crazy What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
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A 6 foot toothbrush.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple stupid What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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