stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!