stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
