punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.