cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.