logictrickyA hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleansimplecleverlogicWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.